[Impy]

Week 18 you say? That's right, in a quest for more money the NFL has added regular season game! That means an extra comedy skit for me, gee I wonder wonder what we should talk about?

"Yeah, I wonder. Oh hi there, Former(?) Bucs WR Antonio Brown."

"What's happening baby?"

"Wow, that's a great picture, you look Super Gremlin."

"Thanks, I feel Super Gremlin, it's from GQ?"

"Were you in GQ? Wow."

"I'm famous and can afford to spend what your car costs on a sweater I'll wear once and then use as a towel for my dog, those are apperently the qualifactions for appearing in the publication in question."

So, Antonio what's up with all that business on the field the other day?

"Well sir, according to my publicist, my ankle is hurt real bad but Coach Arians....

"Coach Aryan? That's his name?!!! I think I'm having a stroke....."

...wanted to force me to play, like Jon Voight in that movie with the kid from Dawson's Creek, but I said 'Hell nah dog, I'm endangering my health, playa' and he said 'You done playa, get yo ass off my field.' So I took off my uniform and danced an Irish jig in the endzone for the fans and then I got up otta there."

Wow, you know I want to believe you but the fact that you danced an Irish jig gives pause to the idea that your ankle is hurt."

"I'd do anything for my fans who want to see me dance, Imp, including endanger my health."

"I tell you Impy, this conduct from Antonio was completely inexusable!"

"OJ Simpson!! I'm wishing I wasn't blonde right now....."

"Discraceful conduct, I've never seen anything like it."

"Have you seen your ex-wife's nearly severed head on the ground as your children slept upstairs, for all you know ready to come down any minute to carnage that would scar them for life?"

".....touche but seriously, AB is a disgrace."

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 18

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

[Phlap]

[Poser]

I’m going to wait until the last minute for this week’s calls. I need to know who is not playing. Too many possibilities of teams holding back their best players or tanking for better draft choices.

[big'ol_freeper]

Kansas City over Denver
Philadelphia over Dallas
Cincinnati over Cleveland
Green Bay over Detroit
Minnesota over Chicago
Washington over NY Giants
Indianapolis over Jacksonville
Baltimore over Pittsburgh
Tennessee over Houston
New Orleans over Atlanta
Buffalo over NY Jets
LA Rams over San Francisco
New England over Miami
Arizona over Seattle
Tampa Bay over Carolina
Las Vegas over LA Chargers

[Impy]

Imp Saturday Pickz

KC
Dallas (anticlimactic)

[Poser]

Unless we have some more Covid losses:

Chiefs
Cowboys
Bengals
Packers
Vikings
WFT
Colts
Steelers
Titans
Saints
Bills
49ers
Patriots
Cardinals
Bucs
Chargers

[Rummyfan]

Fangio out in Denver:

Broncos fire HC Vic Fangio after three seasons

[dfwgator]

The Colts are blowing it.

[dfwgator]

Looks like The Detroit Lions are going to be on the clock!

[dfwgator]

Steelers might make it.

[dfwgator]

Did the Lions know they had the First Pick all wrapped up!??!?!

Geez, they can’t even lose when they’re supposed to.

[dfwgator]

Pittsburgh wins! All the Colts had to do was beat Jacksonville, and now, they are out.

[dfwgator]

So, unless the Raiders and Chargers tie, the Steelers are in the playoffs.

[dfwgator]

Niners in, Saints out

[dfwgator]

They are hitting the Kaopectate in Pittsburgh, it’s going to OT.

[Texan4Life]

https://sports.nbcsports.com/2022/01/10/2022-nfl-playoffs-bracket-teams-playoff-picture-tv-schedule-kickoff-times/

NFL Super Wild Card Weekend

Saturday, January 15

4:30 p.m ET: (5) Las Vegas Raiders at (4) Cincinnati Bengals
TV channel: NBC, Peacock
8:15 p.m. ET: (6) New England Patriots at (3) Buffalo Bills
TV channel: CBS

Sunday, January 16

1:00 p.m. ET: (7) Philadelphia Eagles at (2) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
TV channel: FOX
4:30 p.m. ET: (6) San Francisco 49ers at (3) Dallas Cowboys
TV channel: CBS, Nickelodeon, Amazon Prime Video
8:15 p.m. ET: (7) Pittsburgh Steelers at (2) Kansas City Chiefs
TV channel: NBC, Peacock

Monday, January 17

8:00 p.m. ET: (5) Arizona Cardinals at (4) Los Angeles Rams
TV channel: ESPN, ABC, ESPN2

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

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chuck allen	116	8	11	11	10	13	9	178	271	0.657	1st
HombreSecreto	110	7	11	10	10	14	8	170	271	0.627	2nd
texas booster	113	8	6	11	9	13	9	169	271	0.624	3rd
Poser	111	6	10	10	11	11	10	169	271	0.624	3rd
WhoisAlanGreenspan?	106	8	8	12	11	13	11	169	271	0.624	3rd
ro_dreaming	114	8	8	8	7	14	8	167	271	0.616	6th
Darkangel82	103	11	12	9	10	13	9	167	271	0.616	6th
campaignPete R-CT	109	7	9	10	12	11	9	167	271	0.616	6th
Impy	104	9	12	11	9	13	9	167	271	0.616	6th
DoodleDawg	113	7	10	8	10	11	7	166	271	0.613	10th
moehoward	105	9	7	12	12	12	8	165	271	0.609	11th
RainMan	114	9	11	9	9	12	0	164	255	0.643	12th
kosciusko51	101	10	11	10	11	12	9	164	271	0.605	12th
mmichaels1970	99	11	12	9	11	11	8	161	271	0.594	14th
big'ol_freeper	108	7	10	9	8	11	8	161	271	0.594	14th
Red Badger	102	8	10	11	9	12	8	160	271	0.59	16th
Repealthe17thAmendment	100	10	13	8	10	10	8	159	271	0.587	17th
Alas Babylon!	100	8	8	7	10	12	9	154	271	0.568	18th
teeman8r	99	7	8	10	9	11	8	152	271	0.561	19th
al_c	99	9	10	5	9	12	7	151	271	0.557	20th
Rummyfan	102	9		9	10	12	9	151	271	0.557	20th
Laslo Fripp	98	1	9	8	12	13	9	150	271	0.554	22nd
stuck_in_new_orleans	104	9	7	9	9	11	0	149	255	0.584	23rd
Phlap	90	7	7	9	11	0	10	134	255	0.525	24th