Parenthetically, I have an ACTUAL HP 12c app - not a cheapo knock-off version. When I whip that out in meetings, other HP freaks come out of the shadows. It's a full-on party when I bring out my actual 12c. We're a cult.
The stench of government corruption indicts an entire bureaucratic class.
Nice choice of verb! As to HP calculators, they should never be yanked.