Posted on 01/06/2022 4:38:15 PM PST by ransomnote
Sagit - get it, get it, get it
He got it.
Prophet Sagit more proof stupidity can be deadly
He was stupit, now hes dead.
One after another, the speakers toss jokes about Saget’s PROLIFIC history of molesting young actors and actresses.
A normal person would not have been laughing like Saget was.
Oranges! not Ornges or orangutans or orgies...
Tired, not spell check!
Good night!
ilDonaldoTrumpo
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Buenas Noches, my Beautiful Patriotos!!! Remind Your Familia How Beautiful and Amazing They Are, Give Them a Big Hug Every Single Day and Love Them with All Your Hearto!!! I❤️U!!!
I thought that I could write a story about nothing, but I had so much to start with. So then I decided to change the subject and simply make cow sounds. However cow sounds make about as much impact on paper as do Bull horns. Why do they call them horns anyhow? I like the term antlers much better. Antlers start with the letter ‘A’ which prompts me to consider that any proper discourse about nothing would likely start with that same letter, only nothing starts with an ‘N.’
Well, some things start with an ‘N,’ such as anything new or negligible, such as anything which actually starts with an ‘A’ so I am back to the early section of my dictionary again.
Speaking of Dictionaries, and I wasn’t, just exactly who made up ‘alphabetical order?’ I think that if I were making up such an order, I might have separated the letters by shape. All curved letters in one group, straight line letters in a separate one. Any letter requiring one to lift the pen or pencil would go to the end, such as ‘Q’ or ‘X.’ Nobody really uses those letters much anyhow. Heck, Q rarely stands alone as it almost always needs a ‘U’ in order to appear rational while remaining ‘unique.’ So ‘U’ makes a difference.
Ah, so now I have come to ‘rational.’ How can that be? None of this is relevant so then $#%&@{x¥. There take that Swine. I do not intend to offend Dear Reader.
As I watch the world descend into chaos and anarchy I consider just what my options might be. I could just simply invoke my powers of ‘Troubled Language Skills,’ ‘poor English,’ or even my great proficiency at ‘misspeling.’ I do not see great positive potential outcomes from any of that.
Hmmm, I could go to Plumbing School, I could take a crack at that, especially since I already have the crack. But wait, there is more. Did you know that the Elemental symbol for Lead is ‘Pb?’ Sure is, because traditionally Plumbers used lead pipe in order to give your children brain damage from drinking water running through lead pipes. Later they made paint from the Pb stuff in order to poison children more effectively and faster. Now they have rules about lead paint because Politicians simply have nothing better to do than look for trouble and take care of ‘The Children’ by teaching them stuff like ‘Why Annie has 2 Mommies’ or some such, and then turn them into Plumbers in some dystopian future.
So the “Pb’ came to symbolize lead pipes and stuff. Some genius invented the Periodic Table of Elements, Mendeleev, a guy with way too many ‘Es’ in his name. His first name had a bunch of the letter of ‘i’ in it. It was ‘i’ before ‘e’ and he invented that too.
Did you know that the River Styx has no ‘I’ in it? One day a woman brought her infant son to be dipped into its running water with no Pb pipes about, but she did not want him to drown, so she held him by the back of his foot. So he later came to be a great fighter and the Inventor of the ‘Achilles Heel’ which never got whelmed by Styx, and so he died from it.
Speaking of Greek Myths, they also wrote Plays back in those days when people were debating about Ionic, Doric, or Corinthian columns. They were constantly doing Toga Parties and Olympics with no clothes on. Everyone has heard about Oedipus and how he married his own mother and killed his father, Sophocles also wrote about Aunt Tig O’Nee ‘ or Antigone, who was the child of Oedipus. It is a Complex story.
Way back then, while people were so busy exercising their free time with Dramatizations of crazy families, some other guy with a beard kept wondering about where all of their stuff came from. So the Socrates who is famous for being ‘The Socrates’ and no other reason invented the concept of ‘Atoms.’ Later, Socrates got arrested and was ordered to eat my Ex Wife’s cooking. That croaked him rather effectively.
The Atomists believed that all stuff was built out of tinier stuff. So they started looking at all of their stuff and concluded that different stuffs made bigger and improved stuff. Then they gave names to all of the stuff. Two thousand years later, some guy named Mendeleev used their material and built that Periodic Table thingy.
These days, now that we know everything, nobody pays much attention to details. Few really understand what Atoms are, but everybody almost is an expert on one thing or another. Personally, I am really good at getting into Face Book Jail. Why back in 2008, when Face Book was my friend, I did not even know that they had a jail.
Why on Earth does Social Media need a Jail? They do not have Court Rooms or Trials, or even an opportunity for representation. They just have Community Chest Cards. Go to Jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect Two Hundred Dollars.
So I am out of jail, Socrates ingested the Hemlock. They make bombs out of smashing up atoms. The back of my foot hurts. I feel as if somebody whacked me upside the head with a lead pipe. My father and mother are both long deceased, and I am full of bull shit because I have poor writing skills and there is not a sheet of paper in sight.
Next time; ‘Who invented the Internet?’
Children shouldn’t be vaxxed, Top doc says:
You do understand what a comedy roast is, right?
-SB
Many people don’t realize it because of his tv work by Saget was a VERY dirty comedian.
So was Redd Foxx. I don’t remember anyone persecuting him over it.
-SB
I remember a video from a few years ago where C. K. Louis talked about Sagat offering her let him have his way with his very young daughter for a couple of dollars. It was disgusting and I don’t think it was supposed to be a joke. Seemed very serious. I tried to find it but of course it has been scrubbed. I’ve also heard some really over the top language from sagat from some of his so-called comedy routines. Someone put together a collection of them to show how one of the worlds’ favorite dad was totally offensive. Nothing seemed to be out of bounds. Also all the male actors on full house played a lot of filthy and inappropriate stunts on the set in front of the young children.
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Robin Bullock urged believers to pray protection for President Trump and his family on last week’s Elijah List Intelligence Report.
INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING WITH ROBIN AND STEVE - EPISODE 33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYpqY9EvcDw
It is amazing how much of it I remember 44 years later.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
I do know about roasts. You are roasted for your quirks and foibles and appearance. So many things to joke about. Why that?
Believe as you wish. I post things for people to consider for themselves.
But only Ransom tells me what to do here.
Kinzinger: ‘Profit-Driven Radio’ Turning GOP Base ‘Angry, Fearful’
(here comes the stacked FCC to the dems’ rescue?)
It’s not fair to paint with a broad brush. Just because he was part of Hollyweird doesn’t make him evil. If we start doing that it’s the very same as painting Irish, blacks, Italians, and every other group with the same broad brush.
If there’s evidence for it I’m open to listening to it but I will not sit idly by when I see prejudice. Proving your innocence is not acceptable.
-SB
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