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The Best Ways to Filth Up Your Dirty Martini
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Posted on 01/05/2022 12:36:33 PM PST by mylife

I will always love the dirty martini. It was my gateway into the wild and wonderful world of gin, and I love any excuse to drink brine. After all, the key to making a classic dirty martini lies in letting the brine replace—rather than supplement—some of the vermouth, so as not to over-dilute the gin.

A ratio of 2-1/4 ounce gin, 1/2-ounce brine, and 1/4-ounce vermouth makes a beautifully salty gin drink, but even a flawless classic can use an update every now and again. Here are four ways you can filth your cocktail up a little, should you ever need to break out of this very specific rut.

Switch out the brine I have been shouting about the pickletini for years, and a lot of people have shouted back right back at me. Some of those shouts have been hurtful, but I remain steadfast in my dedication to this salty, sour cocktail. Using pickle brine instead of olive brine adds acid to your drink, invigorating it with brightness.

A standard neon green dill brine works quite well, as does the Trader Joe’s cornichon brine, or any other liquid that serves as the brining agent for a cucumber pickle. I’m also quite partial to pickled green tomato brine, caper brine, pickled onion brine (for a dirty Gibson), and pickled ginger brine. Pretty much any brine will work, is what I’m saying.

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To: mylife

Dirty martinis with gin are the best.


21 posted on 01/05/2022 1:14:21 PM PST by caver
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To: SkyDancer

https://dorothyparker.com/2017/09/daily-beast-digs-into-i-like-a-martini-quote.html

I like to have a Martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
After four I’m under my host.


22 posted on 01/05/2022 1:14:30 PM PST by abb
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To: 13foxtrot

Don’t much like gin since I got the drive heaves from it on New yeas eve in 1967. Yeah I was 16.


23 posted on 01/05/2022 1:15:39 PM PST by dblshot
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To: mylife

A friend ordered a dirty martini.
He told the bartender he wanted it dirtier than Britney Spears, but not as dirty as Cristina Aguilera.
Cracked me up.


24 posted on 01/05/2022 1:15:42 PM PST by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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To: mylife

Never had a choclatini, eh?


25 posted on 01/05/2022 1:16:16 PM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: carriage_hill

Moi???


26 posted on 01/05/2022 1:17:21 PM PST by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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To: 13foxtrot

They are not using a fine Gin like Bombay Sphire The ‘dirty’ covers for grain alcohol, flavored ‘fake gin’.


27 posted on 01/05/2022 1:21:57 PM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: mylife

I love it when they downplay to amount of vermouth on TV and Movies.

The Kingsmen had a great one: “Shaken, while glancing sideways at an unopened bottle of vermouth”


28 posted on 01/05/2022 1:25:41 PM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: mylife

Beware the humble martini!
Have one or two at most.
Three, and you’re under your host!!


29 posted on 01/05/2022 1:27:04 PM PST by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: mylife

Before my health problems (non-alcohol related), I used to love a gin martini with a couple blue cheese stuffed olives. The BEST martini I ever made was two parts gin, one part vodka, and one part vermouth. Olives too, of course.
While we’re talking gin, I used to substitute gin for vodka in my Bloody Mary’s.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm


30 posted on 01/05/2022 1:29:52 PM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: dblshot

“Don’t much like gin since I got the drive heaves from it on New yeas eve in 1967. Yeah I was 16.”

18 for me back in 1978. Drank Israeli gin. A lot of it. I cannot even look at a bottle of gin without getting the dry heaves.


31 posted on 01/05/2022 1:30:53 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (If you are vaccinated, you cannot get COVID from someone who is not vaccinated. Lighted up Karen!)
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To: SkyDancer

That you?


33 posted on 01/05/2022 1:34:30 PM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: carriage_hill

GAAHH!! That cat TOLD me he wouldn’t let me do that again....


34 posted on 01/05/2022 1:35:59 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
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To: mylife

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35 posted on 01/05/2022 1:38:12 PM PST by sauropod (Resident Bidet. A confused old man at the wrong bus stop.)
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To: Artemis Webb
Thank you.

Olive juice is to martinis what the designated hitter is to baseball.

36 posted on 01/05/2022 1:38:18 PM PST by Mr. Lucky
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To: 1Old Pro

Just wave the vermouth bottle cork over it. Done deal.


37 posted on 01/05/2022 1:40:02 PM PST by Noumenon (Black American flag time. KTF)
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To: Macoozie
Fribbles

I haven't had a Friendly Fribble in years!

After I graduated, I had a college friend over from New York, and we were at a Friendly's in CT. Looking at the menu, he said "What the hell's a Fribble?"

I told him it was kind of like the Milkshake under it on the menu, but that it was larger, and probably was made with vegetable oil or something because they didn't call it ice cream. Meanwhile, a nearby rightfully defensive Friendly's waitress in her houndstooth dress interjected tartly, but not too tartly, "It's ice milk!" That was before ice milk was legislated away and is now called low-fat ice cream or non-fat ice cream.
38 posted on 01/05/2022 1:43:50 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
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To: dblshot

If I was still drinking I would try that, it sounds great!


39 posted on 01/05/2022 1:46:49 PM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: Eccl 10:2

If that were true, my nickname would be Dolly.


40 posted on 01/05/2022 1:56:56 PM PST by CodeJockey (Think for yourself. (While it's still legal))
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