“The true solution to the three body problem would be nine closed form equations that would specify every future x, y and z coordinate for all three bodies for all future values of time.”
Only there is no closed form solution.
Has it been shown there is no closed form solution (e.g. like it’s been shown that an angle can’t be trisected using only a compass and straight edge) or is this still an open problem like the Reimann Hypothesis?
We can thank our lucky stars that a FOURTH body hasn’t said, “Hello...”