There are two types of cows. SMC’s=slow mean cows. Next FMC’s= fast mean cows. One takes their time stomping you, the other is in a hurry to stomp you. Courtesy of Mr Patrick McManus.
I once faced down a huge Black Angus bull on a mountainside while prospecting in SE Idaho. When I lived in Alaska I was charged once by a black bear and once by a brown bear. That bull was scarier than either of those bruins!
The happy ending was when he turned away from me and let fly a forceful stream of bullshiite but that was OK with me - I’d rather be shat upon than stomped!
What was Stacy Abrams doing in Northern California?
Was he a “Cow-Chips Officer”?
let’s go brandon...
NorCal is a big land mass. What city or county?
1 ton? Not.
Fair warning to any FReepers going through this area. Susanville IS NOT a sought after billet for the CHP. It tends to attract a lower tier of officer(s). BTW Death Valley is the bottom rung of CHP billets.
We all know what would happened if this was a dog.
That’s what he gets for trying to wrestle a cow (a little Great Plains lingo there).
I worked for a packing house and one morning we came in and a dozen or so cows had gotten out into the residential area by the packing plant. We were able to get most of them back by herding them back to the pens.
We had one who just wouldn’t go so the humane society darted her. She eventually laid down by a 3’ mound in a parking lot. One of the police officers went to put a rope around her neck and the humane society guy told him to let her alone for a little more time but he went towards her anyway.
That rope touched her head and she jumped over the mound like it was nothing. They let her settle down again and roped her after the humane society guy said it was ok and they winched her into a cart.
What was interesting was she had to be quarantined for a week or so due to the nicotine in the tranquilizer dart.