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I only had a few, I swear!
1 posted on 12/24/2021 2:53:31 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Let’s go Santa!


2 posted on 12/24/2021 2:55:18 PM PST by Maudeen (You are either one with God or one with satan. There are no fence sitters in Heaven. Choose Jesus!)
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To: Rebelbase

You’ll know when you’ve had enough when you go to brush something off your shoulder, and it’s the floor. 😁


3 posted on 12/24/2021 2:57:36 PM PST by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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To: Rebelbase

And here I thought it would be because he was illegally transporting all those bags of coal through the country on his way to DC


4 posted on 12/24/2021 3:04:04 PM PST by digger48
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To: Rebelbase

Lots of coal in stockings this year.


5 posted on 12/24/2021 3:05:12 PM PST by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: Rebelbase

At least today’s claim of seeing UFOs coming in over the DEW line does not stress us out as it did in 1962! Just after the Cuban Missile Crisis!


7 posted on 12/24/2021 3:16:47 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Still OUT of Facebook Jail! But I'm pushing it!)
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To: Rebelbase

This was quickly resolved by Rudolf’s horns up the Canadian officials butt. In a moment of clarity he waved them through customs. Rudolf did not charge for the hemorrhoid ectomy. As they flew away the Canadian Border Patrol agent noticed a MAGA sticker on Santa’s Sleigh.


8 posted on 12/24/2021 3:23:08 PM PST by cpdiii (CANE CUTTER-DECKHAND-ROUGHNECK-OILFIELD CONSULTANT-GEOLOGIST-PILOT-PHARMACIST )
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To: Rebelbase

Santa now wearing a mask and unvaxxed? Bad Santa!


9 posted on 12/24/2021 3:42:01 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie ( "The media is the enemy of the American people." Democrat Pat Caddell.)
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To: Rebelbase; Lazamataz

Laz, this is funny stuff right here!


10 posted on 12/24/2021 3:47:15 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Rebelbase

Saint Nick needs to watch himself — he’s a mountain of comorbidities.


11 posted on 12/24/2021 3:49:24 PM PST by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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To: Rebelbase
Border Police Sgt., Pierre Delecto.😄😄😃


13 posted on 12/24/2021 5:54:33 PM PST by Impala64ssa (If a liar's pants really did catch on fire CNN and MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
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