[Sarah Barracuda]

Myocarditis..nothing to worry about folks, just a common side effect, it means the vaccine is working

[Aria]

And if you keel over dead the vaccine was just too good!

[Robert DeLong]

Blindness..nothing to worry about folks, just a common side effect, it means the vaccine is working.

Uncontrolled muscle spasms..nothing to worry about folks, just a common side effect, it means the vaccine is working.

Death..nothing to worry about folks, you now have complete immunity from all diseases.

I thought I would add to your list. 🙂