Oh, we used to dream of having plywood! We used to sleep on a ragged sheet of cardboard, with a saran-wrap blanket...
Saran Wrap blanket??? Damn you were rich!!!
I had to use wax paper… kept sliding off the plywood all night!!!!
I sleep on plywood now. It is nicely polyurethaned plywood. I built a bed frame for it and because the sleeping board is so thin it is raised up enough to give me a lot of storage room beneath. I don’t like normal mattresses. I do have a self-inflating mattress that is about 1 1/2 inches thick on it. I sleep much better than I ever did on a standard mattress.
I used to live in a shoebox in the middle of the road.
And we were lucky. I knew a guy who lived in a paper bag in a septic tank.
(Jokes stolen from MPFC)