[bagster]

Its okay, I got a whole case of ugly protectors.

[MikelTackNailer]

LOL! It'd take a smoke-eater shovel to put that flaming ugly out - and even then the shovel would cry "Hey, what did I do to you to deserve this?"

Seriously though: true ugliness comes from the soul. These women's are so pervasive it manifests on the outside no matter what they do to stave it off. Good thing their advanced age will see them answer to God soon.