OH CHEESEBURGER
(Sung to the tune of OH CHRISTMAS TREE)
Oh cheeseburger, oh cheeseburger
You are a burger made with cheese on it
Oh cheeseburger, oh cheeseburger
You can have Cheddar but I prefer American
At dinner time you’re good with fries
You are better than those pizza pies
Oh cheeseburger, oh cheeseburger
Hamburger, cheese and a bun is all you need
Though I relate much more to A Pirate Looks at Forty AARRGH.