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Florida Man Angry Over Neighbors' Parking Habits Uses Flamethrower at Occupied Car
Newsweek ^ | 12/10/2021 | Katie wermus

Posted on 12/11/2021 3:46:32 PM PST by simpson96

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1 posted on 12/11/2021 3:46:32 PM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Florida Man is awesome.


2 posted on 12/11/2021 3:47:49 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: simpson96

Flo-ri-da maaaan, Flo-ri-da may-an!


3 posted on 12/11/2021 3:49:04 PM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: Steely Tom

Setting fire to as many teens as he can.


4 posted on 12/11/2021 3:50:14 PM PST by Trillian
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To: simpson96

OK, this might be the ultimate Florida Man headline ever.


5 posted on 12/11/2021 3:51:13 PM PST by Pollard (PureBlood -- youtube.com/watch?v=VXm0fkDituE)
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To: BenLurkin
Maybe next time use one with plausible deniability?


6 posted on 12/11/2021 3:51:26 PM PST by algore
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I don’t see a problem here.


7 posted on 12/11/2021 3:52:03 PM PST by FLNittany
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To: Trillian
I'm... goin... to...

Get me a flamethrower and burn all the whities I see...

Goin-a get me a flamethrower and burn all the whities I see!

8 posted on 12/11/2021 3:52:49 PM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: simpson96

Gotta get me one of them.


9 posted on 12/11/2021 3:53:29 PM PST by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: FLNittany
I don’t see a problem here.

I told you to stay off m'damn lawn.

10 posted on 12/11/2021 3:53:34 PM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: simpson96

“...and it needs to be brought to light.”

Well, I guess he brought it light, all right. Really bright light, too.

I wonder of Armani has a sister named Chanel.


11 posted on 12/11/2021 3:53:39 PM PST by CatHerd (And we are put on earth a little space, That we may learn to bear the beams of love - William Blake)
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To: Steely Tom

Just don’t tase me!


12 posted on 12/11/2021 3:53:59 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Steely Tom

Garrett would be proud


13 posted on 12/11/2021 3:54:10 PM PST by digger48
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To: CatHerd

“Gainey’s daughter, Nate’talya Baker ... “

No, the sister has a more creative name.


14 posted on 12/11/2021 3:57:12 PM PST by CatHerd (And we are put on earth a little space, That we may learn to bear the beams of love - William Blake)
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To: algore
Added to my "Dear Santa" list.
15 posted on 12/11/2021 3:58:05 PM PST by Major Matt Mason (It's becoming more difficult to tell the difference between a RINO and a Marxist.)
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To: simpson96

I still don’t see why such flamethrowers are legal for private ownership. I know some folks use them for clearing brush, but other than that it’s not much more than an expensive toy for grown folks.


16 posted on 12/11/2021 3:58:14 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Steely Tom

Um, I don’t think Armani is exactly Italian. And just guessing here, but I doubt his sister Nate’talya is a White Russian.


17 posted on 12/11/2021 4:00:17 PM PST by CatHerd (And we are put on earth a little space, That we may learn to bear the beams of love - William Blake)
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To: simpson96

It’s not like it was a concealed Flamethrower.........


18 posted on 12/11/2021 4:04:28 PM PST by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
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To: algore

That doesn’t look like much fun. It’s made by a boring company, after all.


19 posted on 12/11/2021 4:11:11 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: simpson96
In the U.S., there are no federal laws regulating the sale of flamethrowers, which are not considered firearms.

A weapon that shoots fire is not considered a fire arm

20 posted on 12/11/2021 4:14:07 PM PST by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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