Man attacked by 20 otters, bitten 26 times: ‘I thought I was going to die’

NY Post ^ | 10 dec 2021 | Ben Cost

[DUMBGRUNT]

I just know there is a grisly article with a bloody image of the savage attack?

On the war path?

[butlerweave]

Otter Madness

[laweeks]

He otter be more careful. (sorry)

[Newbomb Turk]

He Ottter stayed away.

[butlerweave]

Otter Mugged

[SunkenCiv]

He should have just accepted one of the roses, or never gone to that motel room in the first place.

[Gaffer]

How otterly tragic!!

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Like something from The Otter Limits.

[redgolum]

My youngest loves Otters.

This makes sense

[Steve_Seattle]

According to my crossword puzzle clues, otters are “playful.”

[I-ambush]

Members of OLM (Otter Lives Matter).

[Impala64ssa]

The Otter Limits

[Flick Lives]

The ornery otters reportedly hit him in the ankles, pushed him down and leaped on top of Spencer, then proceeded to bite the prone man around his legs, shoes and buttocks, with one nipping his finger, according to the media reports.

Sounds like that scene out of Jurassic Park where the little Compy dinosaurs tear the poor guy apart.

[alstewartfan]

Were they wearing MAGA hats?

[RatsDawg]

That otter teach him a lesson!

[_Jim]

re: “Fortunately, the runner escaped, but the water weasels set their sights on Spencer, who believed they’d mistook him for the runner. “

SITUATIONAL AWARENESS can save your life; this man was lucky to have escaped, but COULD have prevented the whole thing (I am willing to wager) ...

[njslim]

OTTER CROSSING ???

[Steve_Seattle]

Otter than that, Mr. Spencer, how was your day?

[G Larry]

I just stopped by for the puns.

[x]

Fortunately, the runner escaped

Why "fortunately?"