[libertylover]

The four stages of Santa Claus:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don’t believe in Santa Clause
3) You are Santa Clause
4) You look like Santa Clause

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#4: "The four stages of Santa Claus"

LOL. That's about right!

[SunkenCiv]

It’s no Riddle of the Sphinx, but that sums it up nicely!

[SamAdams76]

That is so true!

Also, if anybody ever asks you to put on a Santa Claus suit (for the kids), consider that as a hint to go on a diet ASAP.

[higgmeister]

4) You look like Santa Clause

I was walking down the aisle in our local Publix and this family was coming the opposite way.

The young father had a full jet black beard with long black hair down his back, the wife also had long black hair pushing a tiny little boy sitting up in the shopping cart.   The Mother-in-law was with them, all the picture of third world immigrants.   The little boy was staring at me with a amazed and perplexed look on total awe.

I trim my beard every once in a while, when my wife complains or when I get tired of chewing on my moustache.   This day my beard was a little full and had that mountain man look.

When I got close to them, I said that I could tell he had never seen a man with a white beard before.   They looked surprised for a moment, but then noticed I was talking about the boy, then they all agreed at once that he probably had not.   We got a little chuckle out of the way he was acting, but I didn't think until later about the Santa Claus aspect of it.

[Ezekiel]

That's funny and so true, thanks!

I love the songs about Santa who's really Dad but the kid doesn't know, he's just wondering how come Santa is way too cozy with Mom.

Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy (Or Daddy Looked a Lot Like Him)

LOL. God bless America.