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Biden never fails to inspire creative writing ;)
1 posted on 12/04/2021 11:23:54 PM PST by JME_FAN
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Ten percent of your royalties for The Big Guy, don't forget!!  ROFL face

2 posted on 12/04/2021 11:38:14 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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Excellent!


3 posted on 12/04/2021 11:43:15 PM PST by SFConservative
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I could tell if my emissions were a solid, gas, or liquid if I only had a brain.


4 posted on 12/05/2021 1:47:42 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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Well done.


5 posted on 12/05/2021 1:55:29 AM PST by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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https://rumble.com/vpl7jb-only-one-brain-cell-left.html

Original country blues jazz

Only one Brain cell.left..lol..

Nice work..


6 posted on 12/05/2021 2:30:55 AM PST by aces (and )
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9 posted on 12/05/2021 3:45:16 AM PST by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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Very clever. That took inspiration.

We need a performer to present it on youse tube or banned videos. A cartoon of a plugs likeness would be a good one.

A scarecrow of course portrayed by a plugs likeness. Maybe his current double?


13 posted on 12/05/2021 8:42:22 AM PST by Sequoyah101 (Politicians are only marginally good at one thing, being politicians. Otherwise they are fools.I ha)
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To: JME_FAN; Pilgrim's Progress; dblshot; aces; SFConservative; kiryandil; Road Warrior ‘04; ...
Good one, JME FAN....we must have the same poetry muse !

Here's a ditty I composed and posted here back in 2019.....

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN...(dedicated to the Cowardly Lyin' Biden).....

I could while away the hours
Rent a suite at some Trump Towers
Where I could sniff the housemaid's mane
With thoughts that I've been thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
I would not be just a nuffin'.....
But my brain is full of stuffin'
And I'm reduced to sniffin'' flowers

My head I keep on scratchin'
To help a brilliant thought start hatchin'
But my mem'rys down the drain
And my gaffes spout out like rain
I'm a snail in life's fast lane
Where DID I put my brain...???
Oh, if I only had a brain !
If I ONLY had a brain !

Leni/MinuteGal

14 posted on 12/05/2021 9:29:46 AM PST by MinuteGal (MAGA !!! MAGA !!! MAGA !!!)
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I love it! Joe the Dumber deserves all the ridicule that can be heaped upon him.


15 posted on 12/05/2021 9:33:46 AM PST by Rainbow Rising (Defund the FBI!)
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Did a few more ...

COV BOOSTER NUMBER NINE!

(Sung to Love Potion Number Nine ... Here’s a link to the original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTjs7a9l0hM

I took my double dose of Pfizer juice ...
You know - that vaccine for the “Fauci Flu?”
He’s pushing hard down on all of yours and mine ...
Tells us “Get a needle of - COV Booster Number Nine!”

I told him that I took the two-shot stick ...
I masked my face, and spaced, but still got sick!
He held up his arm, and he made a fascist sign ...
He said - “Vhat you need is COV Boostah Noombah Neun!”

He turned around, without a sound, und gave me zee vink ...
He screamed “Achtung! I fix you up! Vait heah, und don’t think!”
Then smiled like tyrant swine, und put mine azz inzee CLINK!
He held a dose before my eyes, und deep it sink!

I didn’t know my left hand from my right ...
My heart was fibrillating outa sight!
But when I pissed my pants for the forty-second time,
I chocked the little doctor with COV Booster Number Nine!

(Sax Instrumental Break)

He held a dose before my eyes, AND DEEP IT SINK!

I didn’t know my left hand from my right ...
My heart was fibrillating outa sight!
But when I pissed my pants for the forty-second time,
I chocked the little doctor with COV Booster Number Nine!
COV Booster Number Nine!
COV Booster Number Nine!


17 posted on 12/05/2021 10:41:59 AM PST by JME_FAN (MOLON LABE!)
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