To: monkeyshine
Maybe the jail will serve him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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8 posted on
12/04/2021 3:01:36 PM PST by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun-free zones are playgrounds for criminals.)
To: deoetdoctrinae
Knoxville jail serves: 1 cold waffle, 5 cold tater tots, and half a canned peach for breakfast (at 4:30am). Lunch is a baloney sammich and apple. Supper is mystery stew.
Nope, never been in there myself, but have it on pretty good authority.
Knowing the menu is plenty enough to keep me on the straight and narrow!
11 posted on
12/04/2021 3:11:54 PM PST by
CatHerd
(And we are put on earth a little space, That we may learn to bear the beams of love - William Blake)
To: deoetdoctrinae
But they pureed the peanuts and squished the grapes!
14 posted on
12/04/2021 3:32:40 PM PST by
Trillian
To: deoetdoctrinae
In-flight meals had these bologna-with-green -rind sammiches we called “mystery meat.” The jail should serve those.
17 posted on
12/04/2021 3:43:42 PM PST by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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