Posted on 11/29/2021 12:16:09 PM PST by mylife
Buckle up, everyone, we’re about to have a Thanksgiving ride! The title speaks for itself. Call it a seasonal family comedy drama with action elements and a totally unpredictable ending.
Introverts may take it as a horror movie, thanks to the four walls without a possibility to exit and a bunch of people throwing ‘what are you doing with your life’-sorta questions at you. For those who are introducing their partners to the family, it may feel like a romantic movie until an uncle makes an inappropriate comment. But for the most part it’s a wild cooking show with special effects. Just think of how many charcoal turkeys, shattered ovens, dropped pumpkin pies, and whatnot there will be across the country. I'll just leave it here.
For those wondering how come we still love Thanksgiving so much, it’s basically the only thing that gets our families together. We may argue over politics, vaccines, housing prices, and whatnot, but hey, we love each other and that’s what matters. Plus, we stuff our bellies.
So just in time for Thanksgiving, we have a special treat for you—this dramatic list of funny Thanksgiving failures that’s basically a to-do list of “what not to do.” Enjoy!
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Okay, thrice! You certainly are! Thanks for the fun and good laughs!
This is why you don’t drink before 5pm.......................
#13 is a real heart breaker.
Smiles are cheap.
I get it.
Happy Thanksgiving from Weight Watchers!
“People on ‘luudes shouldn’t fry turkeys.”
Ah, the good ole 70’s. “Hey brother, I don’t think deep frying a turkey in an apartment is a good idea.” Winner, 1973 Darwin Award for deep frying a turkey in an apartment...... on ludes.
Awe look, a Thanksgiving Crow.
The Biden Thanksgiving meal, net of his inflation.
I had a similar experience in Pensacola, not officer Obie, Officer Grubb, he brought in the 8x10 color glossy photos with the circles and arrows and the judge threw it out LOL
Crazy funny!
-Thanks for the great laughs..
My local Fire Department used to offer to fry your turkey for free. They said it was easier for you to come to them than for them to come to you.
Re: Cthulhu turkey
I have a friend who really needs to see this.
(Dang, now I want to go to Red Lobster and get some fried calamari)
True for may house. Me and the kids always thought the smoke detector/fire alarm was the dinner bell.
True for may house. Me and the kids always thought the smoke detector/fire alarm was the dinner bell.
A spurkey!
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