Posted on 11/29/2021 5:41:22 AM PST by sodpoodle
Hahaha good one! First laugh of my day! Thank you!
^^
This is 100% plausible.
How can there be snowflakes? We were promised global warming, dammit!
To enjoy life, we have to keep our humor in the backyard...haaa!!!
😝
8:28 am should have been - “Make snow ‘For Sale’ sign’
Time to vacate the neighborhood.
[ ‘snowballs’ - ha ha ha! ]
you should have made a snow Elvis impersonator, although I’m not sure how to make the pelvis. But it could have been a gay former woman.
“This is 100% plausible.”
Drat, beat me to it.
And we’re not joking.
The counter revolution cannot come soon enough, and it had better be brutal. Just as with zombies and other vile creatures, we’ll have to work hard to eliminate the threat of the leftists.
Best double tap with silver bullets, stake through the heart, burn the remains, and launch them into the sun.
Yes! Babylon Bee quality material!
This should have gone:
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - My feminist neighbor asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:11 - I castigate my shrew of a neighbor for “assuming gender”
end
I can’t see any of my neighbors so I’m good !!
Exactly
Good one. Great laugh to start the day.
So here’s another one back at you....
This is why our young people cannot do math.
Johnny comes home from high school and tells his father that he is having trouble with his Algebra. The dad says, “let me look at it, I was always good with math, maybe I can help”.
The father looks at Johnny’s math and was confused. The problem was:
57G
__________ = CC
(WS X WR)
The dad was confused so he called the Math Teacher. He said, “this does not look like the Algebra I took, what do these variables mean”?
The teacher replied, “Oh this is an easy one. The problem reads”:
57 Genders divided by White Supremacy times White Racism equals how much climate change?
Modern variation on How To Build A Boat story.
roflmao
Cruel? Probably the best laugh I’ll have all day!
First response was where you went wrong. Should have been along the lines (politer, of course) of : “So, get off your fat butt and make your own.”
I built a snowman. My neighbor didn’t like it and complained.
I built another one. I used my neighbor as the base.
He’ll be OK once the snow melts.
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