[Berosus]

When I lived in Florida, I had the impression that Californians looked down their noses at us.

[piasa]

That is because California women can wear makeup day and night because it does not melt and run down your face in California. Pelosi better not step outdoors in Florida or every dog in the area will try to bury her when her takeoff drips off, exposing her demon possessed skull.

[Rockingham]

California is extraordinarily beautiful and with a great climate, but blighted by the left-wing politics of its residents. Florida has its charms, but is flat, plain, and humid, redeemed partly by its warmth in the winter, its beaches and the Keys — and its now solidly Republican and conservative populace.