Posted on 11/22/2021 7:58:22 AM PST by mylife
Carving the turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup turkey, you have one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be tainted forever. What better way to ensure you carve your Thanksgiving turkey properly and in the most manly way possible than with a chainsaw carving tool?
The electric chainsaw turkey carving tool looks and acts like a real chainsaw, except it won’t actually cut wood, and it’s a much smaller version of its larger counterpart. Though a chain doesn’t wrap around the blade and spin like a real chainsaw, a small electric knife is on the bottom of the blade to make it look like it’s working like a real chainsaw.
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It looks like a toy, lacks any real power and does less then a cheap electric knife.
Oh and is hard to clean
Give this one a pass.
Aha! So you didn’t read it, did you?
It IS an electric carving knife, just hidden in that clever, non-functional chain saw disguise.
Or maybe it is just an electric carving knife with dreams of going to the big leagues one day.
probably as useful as the electric fork.
A turkey, like the undead, keeps coming back day after day.
Ill just use my chainsaw bayonet.
Turkey chainsaw?
Be Stihl my beating heart.
I never slice the turkey in front of the family. It all gets done back in the kitchen. That way I can butcher it as badly as I like. I then bring out a platter of white meat and a bowl with the drumsticks, thighs and wings. They never even see the carcass as it goes immediately into a big pot of cold water for making soup.
An electric knife, a cumbersome one at that. A useless novelty, no thanks.
It appears to be the case that is shaped like a chainsaw saw. There is no chain. Just a reciprocating blade,(likely two blades, hard to tell from the photo)
Ridiculous.
They can go in a box in the garage by the Nordic Trac.
Thats why my sister was NEVER allowed to cook. Burn water once and Lord knows what can happen in the kitchen.
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