[dfwgator]

Although he’s a jerk, Woody Allen’s Bananas was great

Just for the Howard Cosell cameos.

It's over. lt's all over for El presidente!

This reporter is going to get to him, if he can, through this mob for one last word before he expires.

As you can see, this crowd is not to be trifled with. They're in a frenzy. They're trying to get over to El presidente even as l am trying to do now.

Would you people let me through? This is American television. American television. Please let me through. We're getting through now.

Here we are. Here we are. Sir. Sir, you've been shot.

When did you know it was all over?

Fascist... dictator.

You're upset. That's understandable under the circumstances.

l guess now you'll have to announce your retirement.

Well, good luck to you, sir.

[DoodleBob]

When I worked in Manhattan, one of my co-coworkers - in response to a client who was crying poor over paying their bill - said "this is a travesty of a mockery of a sham." Everyone got the joke...I don't know if that would happen elsewhere.

Nowadays, you have to watch yourself with that line because of what follows, and Woody is a POS (but funnier than Borat) but it's still funny.