On occasion, I've also said "it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
FWIW, Human Resources pros have some awesome ninja-like skills when it comes to workplace problems...as I progressed through my career, I've come to appreciate them more.
“I’ve also said ‘it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.’”
You have no idea how often I say that. LOL! And it’s usually true.
“You know you need a cover sheet on your TPS report, Richard! That ain’t a new baby! MotherF.....”