Posted on 11/20/2021 7:36:04 AM PST by mylife
Eggnog: You either love it or hate it. But as controversial as the holiday drink may be — it’s only a fraction as contentious as ranch dressing, which is way off the love-or-hate chart.
Now the genius marketers at Hidden Valley Ranch — who have previously brought to the world such marvels as Halloween-treat-sized HVR packets and HVR Crocs — have boldly piled controversy upon controversy and seen fit to introduce a Limited Edition Holiday RanchNog Kit.
Yes, a kit to make ranch dressing eggnog is actually a thing you can now buy for $50 at the Hidden Valley Ranch Shop.
“This ranchified take on the iconic, sometimes polarizing drink marries the creamy, slightly sweet elements of eggnog with the savory, cool and herby flavors of ranch to delight superfans and surprise skeptics with how good it actually is,” the brand boasts.
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You bet.
Ranch Nog with cow chips...
“Ranch” jumped he shark two decades ago.
Ranch eggnog? That sounds completely foul. I can’t imagine drinking such a thing, or being able to keep it down if I accidentally ingested even a drop.
I don’t mind ranch dressing as such, but this is all wrong.
Yuck.
Cow Patty throws a mean party!
Nope. No thanks.
And WTF is Nog?
Ick!
I’m glad I’m not the only one. That just sounds…off.
Think I’ll just stick with Old Mister Boston, ready to go. Used to warm it up the bottle and take it with me on cold days working outside. A little sip here and there keeps ya warm.
Uh, we’re drinking salad dressing this Thanksgiving . . . NOT!!!
I’ll pass. I like eggnog. 🙂
Uh no. Salad dressing destroys the health benefits of salad, unless it’s olive oil based.
A young Ferengi on Star Trek Deep Space 9. Nephew of the Ferengi bartender, Quark.
Kamala says it tatses like Willienog
Their cheese done slid off the cracker...
*grimace*
NOG. Is not an acceptable word for it is too similar to the word HOG which is also prohibited due to its inference to a person who consumes or acquires the majority of a particular
Item. This is obviously a result of “white privilege”. As you can surmise I am recovering from the brain washing attempt by the fake media to alter my view of the verdict
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