Guess who gets blame?
I mean, the white guy is guilty, but they won’t blame blacks for stupidity.
I still like the Heaven’s Gate cult better.
You need an Adidas jumpsuit, cut off your balls, and a spaceship will beam you up.
Amazing, people were like yeah!
I remember the SNL skit where they showed them on the spaceship during “Nightline”....
Ted Koppel: Uh-huh.. alright. So, this whole killing yourself thing has really turned out to be a home run for you. Tell me, are there any regrets?
Marshall Applewhite: Yeahhh.. the castration thing.. I was way off on that one, Ted! It turns out it had nothing to do with anything. In fact, when we got here, everyone just looked at me like, “Applewhite, you nutball!”
And they had to remember to have their luggage packed.