I remember the SNL skit where they showed them on the spaceship during “Nightline”....
Ted Koppel: Uh-huh.. alright. So, this whole killing yourself thing has really turned out to be a home run for you. Tell me, are there any regrets?
Marshall Applewhite: Yeahhh.. the castration thing.. I was way off on that one, Ted! It turns out it had nothing to do with anything. In fact, when we got here, everyone just looked at me like, “Applewhite, you nutball!”
I know it’s not really funny, but if a dude was like let’s cut our balls off, I’m pretty sure our friendship is over.
I just remember that dude’s eyes. Bat guano crazy.
Unrelated, same eyes on that girl from Parks and Rec. I bet she’s crazy...