[AnthonySoprano]

I ask for you patience. This could be important.

[AnthonySoprano]

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No photoshop, or any modifications.

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[kabar]

Armored vest.

[Rocko Jack]

That’s his poop bag

[Rennes Templar]

Might just be rolled up script docs if his teleprompter goes out.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Colostomy bag. His bowels are higher than a normal person’s.

[Fungi]

A picture might be appropriate here.

[FreedomForce]

A rubber replica of a certain part of Satchel Paige’s anatomy?

[Shqipo]

One bosom implant. He’s transitioning slowly.

[Migraine]

A can of air freshener...

[Secret Agent Man]

possibly ballistic armor

[ClearCase_guy]

Emergency tube of pudding.

[joshua c]

looks like a tall boy

[fwdude]

He’s glad to see you.

[humblegunner]

Enema Kit.

[Safrguns]

TP for his bunghole???

[JennysCool]

Ultrasonic pet shocker. Obama’s on the other end.

[al baby]

Ice cream for Pelosi

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Didn’t Hillary have something like that during her campaign?

[flamberge]

Badly-fitted plate on a bullet-proof vest would be my first guess.

Could be a device for continuous injection and monitoring of medications.

Could be a device that performs as a location monitor and medical alert.

Whatever it may be, is not likely to make much difference in national affairs.

[Clarancebeaks]

Life support system which is turned off when he goes out and then runs on lithium batterys.