Australian Man, 60, Uses Pocket Knife To Fight Off Crocodile

.ndtv. ^ | November 10, 2021

[joma89]

I get to write it first...

That’s not a knife!

[17th Miss Regt]

It’s Australia. This would not have happened if the crocodile was wearing a face mask.

[doorgunner69]

Bring a pocket knife to a croc fight does not sound very wise, but better than kind words.

An M79 grenade launcher, now.

[doorgunner69]

“confirmed that his injuries were consistent with a crocodile attack”

Good, the way Australia is going statist and totalitarian, who know what they might have accused him of.

[lee martell]

He’s very lucky.
Must have been one of those knives with sharp, tooth like ridges.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Keep in mind a "pocket knife" in Australia looks something like this:

[BradyLS]

Bull: “There’s a crocodile over here, man, but...suit yourself.” [Leaves.]

[mylife]

stick him in the eye!

[SaveFerris]

👍👍👍🐊🐊🐊

(It’s all this phone 🤳 has...)

[Jewbacca]

I sure hope he wore a mask the whole time or he might have been in danger!

[Getready]

Wonder why they didn’t mention how large the knife was. It might help someone else to know what size knife could get one out of a jam.

[mylife]

he managed to retrieve his knife from his belt

I thought it was a pocket knife.

[mylife]

A problem at that proximity.

[mylife]

ping

[bankwalker]

That’s not a knife!

[entropy12]

Don’t need a knife, just punch the croc in his left eye if you are right handed. The croc will let out a whimper and swim away.

[entropy12]

Size does not matter in this situation.

[Secret Agent Man]

Then then gave him a covid death shot and he promptly expired. Doctors were puzzled.

[mfish13]

You lucky dog, you!