A man who lives in a tidy house is (1) married, or (2) has a housekeeper, or (3) is gay.
Lol... Well said. Organized piles are a natural thing.
—”A man who lives in a tidy house is (1) married, or (2) has a housekeeper, or (3) is gay.”
I would attempt to run that by my wife, she would instantly question #3.
Like the fake Chinese character for crisis, having a very sharp wife is a great opportunity and also dangerous.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_word_for_%22crisis%22