[DUMBGRUNT]

—”A man who lives in a tidy house is (1) married, or (2) has a housekeeper, or (3) is gay.”

I would attempt to run that by my wife, she would instantly question #3.

Like the fake Chinese character for crisis, having a very sharp wife is a great opportunity and also dangerous.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_word_for_%22crisis%22

[RoosterRedux]

Men are pigs by nature...unless, of course, the man is unnaturally tidy.

And BTW, I didn't mean to imply that a married man's wife would clean the house, just that a married man would live in a tidy house.;-)