[Impala64ssa]

The part where Tyrus was playing Monopoly got me thinking. I'm surprised no woketard demanded that the jail spaces on Monopoly boards be replaced with something like "go to rehab", since they think "jail" might offend the tender sensibilities of a certain demographic. Better keep my big mouth shut or they'll get more dumbass ideas 🤔😖

[Sans-Culotte]

You mean like Black Monopoly?

[Political Junkie Too]

Monopoly 2021:

If you roll doubles three times, go immediately to Jail. If you are a minority, move to Just Visiting.

When you land on or pass GO, if you are an illegal alien you get $400. If you are white, you pay $100. Everyone else gets $200.

When you land on a property that is owned by another player, if the property is mortgaged you don't pay rent, the owning player must pay the rent to the bank, instead.

If you land on Free Parking, if you are white you must pay all minority players $50 to compensate for your privilege.

If you land on Income Tax, if you own the most properties on the board you must pay BOTH the $200 AND 10% of your total worth as unrealized gains.

-PJ