From The Arkansas Gazette
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"ZYJJ HY OKGZ ZKL JRXPJL MGHY AV RM ZKY MADKZ'V CJBZRMAGM VKRXY!" NBRZK ZKY XGTYM "MYTYXHRXY." - YPDGX GJJGM CRY
Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
"TELL ME WHAT THY LORDLY NAME IS ON THE NIGHT'S PLUTONIAN SHORE!" QUOTH THE RAVEN "NEVERMORE." - EDGAR ALLAN POE
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Bonus Puzzle Number 1,
VMHPWD, VMHPWD YMSW NCV YTMHPWD;
GSTD PHTC NCV ANWVTMC PHPPWD.
GSWWDY MG N GDCCQ KCNXD,
SC YRD ANWVTMC PMSW NCV PNXD;
DQD MG CDBY NCV YMD MG GTMI,
BMMW MG PNY NCV YMCIHD MG VMI,
NVVDT'K GMTX NCV PWSCV-BMTZ'K KYSCI,
WSUNTV'K WDI NCV RMBWDY'K BSCI,
GMT N ARNTZ MG LMBDTGHW YTMHPWD,
WSXD N RDWW-PTMYR PMSW NCV PHPPWD.
VMHPWD, VMHPWD YMSW NCV YTMHPWD;
GSTD PHTC NCV ANWVTMC PHPPWD.
AMMW SY BSYR N PNPMMC'K PWMMV,
YRDC YRD ARNTZ SK GSTZ NCV IMMV.
- BSWWSNZ KRNXDKLDNTD
ZNAPDYR, NAY SJ, KADCD S
Solution to bonus puzzle number 1:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
-William Shakespeare
Macbeth, Act IV, Scene I
Bonus Puzzle Number 2,
TA' THH DC LGVFU QVPHBFUA, EVFA GVF CDWWFU GVPAJC PC BLAF
EF CFG TULDAB GVF IPGQVFA YPUF TA' VTC GVF XLCGFCG YDA
T-HPCG'APA' GL GVF EPGQV-GTHFC 'TG TAAPF GFHHC TRLDG,
TA' GVF JLRRHF-DAC 'TG JPGC MLD
FY MLDBLA'GETGQVLDG!
- STXFC EVPGQLXR UPHFM
Solution to bonus puzzle number 2:
An' all us other childern, when the supper things is done,
We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun
A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about,
An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
James Whitcomb Riley
Not as tough as I first thought,
The key for me was getting the right three letter ending for the longer words, and then good guesses on the most common vowels, and then the third word.