[Chainmail]

That's funny: I won the Nobel Prize in 1989 for being a UN peacekeeper (along a few hundred of my buddies who had the same job). We used to refer to ourselves as the "Sinai Battlefield Tourists and Bedouin Bus Service".

All we got was a cheesy poster and the UN kept the money.

Still, I get to have "Nobel Laureate" on my resume...

[Nateman]

I went and looked up previous winners. Woodrow Wilson is what convinced me they have been pandering to the left nearly from the beginning. Lots of people from the League of Nation’s for example. Style over substance. Al Gore won over a Polish heroine who saved children from the Nazi’s. If you have a table that jiggles because one leg is a little short fold up your prize certificate and insert it under the bad leg until the table is stable. That will put it to good use!