Posted on 10/29/2021 9:22:55 AM PDT by mylife
After seven weeks of measuring various candy attributes, we have finalized the ultimate 2021 Halloween Candy Power Rankings.
Welcome back to The Takeout’s Official 2021 Halloween Candy Power Rankings. We’ve spent the entire Halloween season ranking the top 10 best-selling Halloween candies in America using increasingly esoteric frameworks, taking a madcap, holistic approach to determine the ultimate trick-or-treat crowd-pleaser. To recap, here’s how the candies have been ranked: This week, we’re revealing our ultimate Halloween candy power rankings. The rankings were determined using the above seven weeks of data—for, just like mankind, a candy’s worth goes far beyond its flavor. Think of these rankings as fantasy football draft picks, or Academy Awards winners: we’re going for the best all-around player here. Did the ultimate rankings shock and confound us? A little, yeah. But the data doesn’t lie, and neither do we. Without further ado, we give you The Takeout’s Official 2021 Halloween Candy Power Rankings.
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#7?!! Come on man!
No Hershey's miniatures at our house, we're strictly Tootsie Rolls and Smarties this year.
Joe Biden is NOT the chocolate President.
OH, THOSE ARE GOOD!
I see Walgreens is having a buy-one-get-one-free sale on Halloween candy, maybe today only? We didn’t buy any yet so might have to check that out tonight.
I will give you the Reese’s for your Skittles & Starburst candies.
I’m giving the kids a slip of paper that has “Go ask Biden for some chocolate!” written on it.
Done!
Seven brothers and sister in our family. Trading candy was a science. Top of the line were 3 Musketeers. Couldn’t get much for Clark Bars.
I know that Chunky!!
Candy corn and black licorice belong in the trash...
I hope your home owners insurance policy is up to date and your pressure washer is tuned up and ready to work, LOL. Just kidding. We haven't had a trick or treater come to our house in two decades.
I liked the clark bars, but Butterfingers were better.
I’m giving out YooHoo’s in those cartons.
DOTS are also problematic, and then there is TWIX
Do you know why small candy bars are called “Fun Size”?
Because “Disappointment Size” won’t fit on the package!
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