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1 posted on 10/29/2021 9:12:37 AM PDT by simpson96
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Oh, there goes Florida Man again. What a card!


2 posted on 10/29/2021 9:13:37 AM PDT by I-ambush (If we make it we’ll all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I’ll be crying)
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This dude knows how to party...


3 posted on 10/29/2021 9:14:27 AM PDT by EEGator
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Clown mannequin?

I thought Joe was in Europe?


5 posted on 10/29/2021 9:16:43 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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who was lucky he didn’t kill himself or destroy his truck.

Yeah, it would be a shame if a perfectly good truck got ruined.

6 posted on 10/29/2021 9:17:49 AM PDT by PGR88
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https://www.bing.com/search?q=kramer+afraid+of+clowns&form=ANNTH1&refig=2093644db28c4986af40953d49709be0


7 posted on 10/29/2021 9:18:24 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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“I’m honestly not sure how the clown fit in,” Morreale said. “It looked pretty human-sized. It was crazy.”

Passenger for HOV lanes? Or maybe just a big fan of Insane Clown Posse?

8 posted on 10/29/2021 9:20:30 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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The grenade I understand but what’s with the clown?


9 posted on 10/29/2021 9:22:30 AM PDT by MercyFlush (IT’S NOT A VACCINE. Once you accept this then everything else starts to make sense.)
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Clowns with Grenades!

What could possibly go wrong?


10 posted on 10/29/2021 9:29:56 AM PDT by DannyTN (T)
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Kinkeeeeee...


11 posted on 10/29/2021 9:30:56 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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Damn, driving around with a clown mannequin in his truck! Crazy guy was just asking to get shot!

-The grenade? 9 out of ten cops were thinking they wish they were alone when they came across him.

“I’m just going to give you a warning this time, but don’t let me catch you with one of these again! Now put it in my trunk so I can safely dispose of it back at the station, and for God’s sake, get rid of the clown before somebody shoots you!”


12 posted on 10/29/2021 9:34:16 AM PDT by Dogbert41 ("Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be filled" (Matthew 5:6).)
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“He thought it was cool, so he kept it in his toolbox and was driving around with a grenade for quite some time,” Morreale told The Post.

Grenades. For when a crow-bar just isn’t doing the job.


13 posted on 10/29/2021 9:38:22 AM PDT by Flick Lives (The future is a quiet world)
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Nothing I know of makes a clown funnier than a live grenade


16 posted on 10/29/2021 10:55:47 AM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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Clown mannequins should be against the law!


17 posted on 10/29/2021 12:39:28 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (If the votes are a lie, they must de cert i fy!)
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Grenade?
I have one in the bottom of my largest tool box.
What’s the big deal?

The clown though...I don’t have.
I throw grenades at clowns.


18 posted on 10/29/2021 12:42:46 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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