Hmmm. I always thought it was:
1- Open Vodka bottle.
2- Pour Vodka in glass.
3- Drink Vodka.
In emergencies Step 2 can be skipped.
LOL!
I LOVE those steps.
Including the emergency rule.
Vodka was my friend until it wasn’t. So after many years I stopped drinking it. I was amazed that after just a short time, I didn’t miss it.
LOL One trick I learned when I was a young punk, I had a 1965 Buick Skylark. Like most GM cars from those years under the hood there was a triangular glass bottle attached to a bracket on the left wheel well. It’s supposed to contain extra windshield washer fluid, but I filled it with cheap vodka. It was convenient whenever the need to “check the oil” arose.🙂😃
Ah yes. The Hillary Clinton method.
Hmmm...
I have an alternate version:
1- Open Vodka bottle.
2- Pour Vodka in glass.
3- Throw Vodka-filled glass against a wall or into the trash can.
4- Open Rum bottle.
5- Pour Rum in glass.
6- Drink Rum.
In emergencies Steps 1 through 3 and step 5 can be skipped.
Cheers!
Okay.