Plus, Amish babes are hot.
Ha! I can tell you haven’t spent much time in Amish country.
When I lived in an area with a lot of Amish and Mennonite, I found the girls to be every bit as attractive as mainstream girls. More so in some ways. They ain’t fat or flabby, that’s for sure. They all know how to cook and clean. I did see one Amish woman who’s biceps scared me just a little.
She’s a lesbian.