I wouldn’t last past 1st period as a teacher, with names like that in my class. They would all get nicknamed .
“They would all get nicknamed .”
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Tall Buckwheat, Fat Buckwheat, Slow Buckwheat . . . .
They would all get nicknamed .
Had a Megan in class, so I started calling her ‘Meggers’. A sweet black kid, who was slow, heard me and said “I’m one of those!” with a big smile. Had to quickly tell him that I had said ‘Meggars’, not what he thought. When he graduated we were all surprised to learn that his middle name was something like Lil’Juan.