[sodpoodle]

This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to Lewis Napper, a Jackson, Mississippi computer programmer. He didn't expect his essay -- a tart 10-point list of "rights" Americans don't have -- to become an Internet legend.

[Morgana]

Our forefathers are rolling over in their graves, we have become a country full of pussies.

[OrioleFan]

You do not have the right to demand a great paying job if you get a meaningless degree like gender studies or politically manipulated science (formerly political science).