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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Yay!!!

After an “incident” involving skeevy “salesmen” wandering our neighborhood selling “cheap electricity” [scam!], I had to call a state trooper friend and ask what would happen if my dog nailed one of them.

He said “Did you invite them in?” [no!] Did they trespass? [yes!] Then give the dog a steak for a job well done.”

*ahem*

There’s a reason for the latched gate with a “Warning, dogs in yard” sign and it’s not for the dogs’ protection.


5 posted on 10/05/2021 8:47:00 AM PDT by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
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To: Salamander

Ambulance-chasing lawyers like to go after those “Warning “ signs.


17 posted on 10/05/2021 8:57:27 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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