It is with a glad heart and free conscience that I -Cletus.D.Yokel - announce my candidacy for POTUS in 2024.
I intend to announce Donald Trump Jr. as my co-equal running mate when he agrees.
Our platform will be centered on \WE THE PEOPLE\ as defined in the 9th and 10th Amendment found in the inalterable Constitution of the United States (confirmed 1789).
We will be running under the umbrella of the Republican Party yet firmly in the “Let’s Go Brandon” wing of that same party.
I will /identify/ and register as “Brandon” in official papers so that “cryptic” crowd-chants will be supportive of our efforts.
Once I have confirmation of DJTJ’s agreement, we will move forward.
Oh, and you NBC libs can take a hike...nobody cares about that sh*t since O’bumbles.
(I’m at work now. My twitter feed will reflect this announcement later today.)
“It is with a glad heart and free conscience that I -Cletus.D.Yokel - announce my candidacy for POTUS in 2024.
I intend to announce Donald Trump Jr. as my co-equal running mate when he agrees.”
Sorry, Cletus. Donald Trump, Jr. is not a natural born citizen. I can’t go down that road with you.
Maybe consider DeSantis as your running mate?
Otherwise, taking a hike. You can’t support the Constitution by breaking it.
Where can we send campaign donations?