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St. Pete woman arrested after hot grits attack on boyfriend, police say
WFLA ^ | 10/1/2021 | Staff

Posted on 10/01/2021 8:49:56 AM PDT by simpson96

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A St. Petersburg woman was arrested for battery after she allegedly bashed her boyfriend over the head with pan full of hot grits, police said.

The alleged assault occurred Wednesday in the 2400 block of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Street.

According to the affidavit, Deriese Johnson, 49, was arguing with her boyfriend and hit him over the head with a metal sauce pan.

“Contained within this pan was hot grits, which spilled on the victim, causing a burn to his left arm,” the affidavit states.

Police said the victim suffered head and facial injuries and needed stitches.

Johnson was arrested for aggravated domestic battery (touch or strike w/ deadly weapon), according to the report.

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1 posted on 10/01/2021 8:49:56 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Guessing she had true...


2 posted on 10/01/2021 8:51:26 AM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: simpson96

Martha White, Jim Dandy or Quaker?..............


3 posted on 10/01/2021 8:53:12 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: SaveFerris

Yellow or white?..............


4 posted on 10/01/2021 8:53:31 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: simpson96
If that's how she treats her friends, I'd hate to be her enemy.


5 posted on 10/01/2021 8:53:34 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
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To: SaveFerris

Mel’s Diner?


6 posted on 10/01/2021 8:53:49 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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7 posted on 10/01/2021 8:54:36 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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8 posted on 10/01/2021 8:54:51 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Red Badger

No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits.


9 posted on 10/01/2021 8:55:52 AM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: Larry Lucido

I just knew that was coming, lol.


10 posted on 10/01/2021 8:56:12 AM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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To: simpson96

Really, you have to appreciate the classics. And what is more classic than hitting your old man over the head with a frying pan (full of grits!)


11 posted on 10/01/2021 8:57:37 AM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: Red Badger

Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove? Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalks?


12 posted on 10/01/2021 8:58:33 AM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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She should be convicted of making runny grits. If she had waited until they boiled down a bit, they wouldn’t have slopped over the side when she brained him with the pan.


13 posted on 10/01/2021 8:59:32 AM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: simpson96

That’s just wrong.


14 posted on 10/01/2021 9:01:14 AM PDT by moovova (There will never be another fair presidential election in the USA.)
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To: FirstFlaBn

Hominy hominy hominy...hey Ralph!


15 posted on 10/01/2021 9:01:36 AM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: simpson96

He got Al Greened


16 posted on 10/01/2021 9:02:38 AM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston? )
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To: simpson96

Don’t miss with Florida Woman!


17 posted on 10/01/2021 9:02:45 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: simpson96

she appears to be abrasive...


18 posted on 10/01/2021 9:03:26 AM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: simpson96

Sorta gives new meaning to the phrase, “Kiss my grits!”


19 posted on 10/01/2021 9:06:28 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: simpson96

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QQfZAIfeio


20 posted on 10/01/2021 9:09:22 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (`)
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