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Toddler's 'business in the front, party in the back' style competes in USA Mullet Championship
KSBW ^ | Sep 30, 2021 | Maggie Krajewski

Posted on 09/30/2021 1:24:58 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A 2-year-old boy from New Mexico could soon be the "business in the front, party in the back" champion.

Neil Archuleta made it to the USA Mullet Championship’s top 25 in the contest’s kids division.

Living up to the all mighty mullet’s nickname, Neil’s hair is ready for a day at the office up front and ready to let loose at the playground in the back.

Neil’s mom, Brooklyn Archuleta, told sister station KOAT that Neil has had his legendary mullet since his first birthday when he got his first haircut.

Archuleta said her sister-in-law heard about the mullet competition on Facebook and when they heard about the kids division, they decided to enter Neil.

"He’s had this nice hair and we saw it and so we were like, 'wow he’s cute and you know he’s got awesome hair' so we just thought we would try it," Archuleta said.

When Neil isn’t tending to his soon-to-be prize-winning locks, he told KOAT he likes tractors, fire trucks and cars.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: businessinfront; lol; mullet; partyinback; ugh

1 posted on 09/30/2021 1:24:58 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Brilliant! Long hair... without all that long hair!


2 posted on 09/30/2021 1:29:11 PM PDT by Richard Axtell (As if.)
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To: nickcarraway

Double-tap?


3 posted on 09/30/2021 1:31:26 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: nickcarraway

I rocked a mullett back in the early 80’s. Not Joe Dirt long in back but shoulder length. Think Duran Duran look.
Looked darn good in it.


4 posted on 09/30/2021 1:40:04 PM PDT by setter
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To: setter

LOL Here, too. I still let the party ‘locks grow down over my collar once in a while.


5 posted on 09/30/2021 1:51:20 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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To: Richard Axtell

Had a relative years ago who thought her son was so adorable and beautiful, she entered him in “beauty contests” and was so proud of him and his trophies. Today he’s 33 and someone with IDENTITY ISSUES....


6 posted on 09/30/2021 1:54:03 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: nickcarraway

Those were the days of misspent youth.


7 posted on 09/30/2021 1:57:01 PM PDT by Track9 (Agamemnon came home to a HRC type party. )
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To: nickcarraway

We had a dairy farmer customer bring his son into the shop one day with a similar cut, apparently ordered by Mom. He said, “As soon as the milk price goes up, maybe we can afford to get the rest of his hair cut.”


8 posted on 09/30/2021 1:59:31 PM PDT by gloryblaze
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To: nickcarraway

A women’s way of encouraging men to look like “My Little Ponies”!!!!


9 posted on 09/30/2021 1:59:46 PM PDT by jettester (I got paid to break 'em - not fly 'em)
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To: nickcarraway
When Neil isn’t tending to his soon-to-be prize-winning locks, he told KOAT he likes tractors, fire trucks and cars.

This kid's license is already suspended...

10 posted on 09/30/2021 2:00:39 PM PDT by dware (Americans prefer peaceful slavery over dangerous freedom)
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To: nickcarraway

Neighbor kid had locks like that until he started kindergarten ... kept getting referred to as “her, she, etc.” ... granddad and grandson got haircuts the next day.


11 posted on 09/30/2021 2:01:11 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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12 posted on 09/30/2021 2:19:22 PM PDT by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
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To: nickcarraway
Not to be confused with a mullet bike which puts a bigger wheel up front (29") and a smaller wheel in the back (26.5").


13 posted on 09/30/2021 3:16:34 PM PDT by Flick Lives (We may or may not have reached herd immunity, but we've definitely achieved herd stupidity.)
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To: Richard Axtell

He’s a cousin of mine, too. We are Archuleta’s from New Mexico


14 posted on 09/30/2021 3:41:13 PM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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