no fishie, no tickie?
1 posted on
09/30/2021 3:08:10 AM PDT by
blueplum
To: blueplum
He can enjoy telling that fish story well into old age.
2 posted on
09/30/2021 3:09:54 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(China is like the Third Reich. We are Mussolini's Italy. A weaker, Jr partner, good at losing wars.)
To: blueplum
Later, when Tomkunas told fishing buddies how he caught the catfish, he explained the error in first reporting the fish’s weight. It was actually transposed. The real weight was 31.2 lbs. (Golden Rule of Fishing: you can’t correct the record when it is a record.)
3 posted on
09/30/2021 3:23:01 AM PDT by
ConservativeInPA
("Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters." - Joe Biden)
To: blueplum
I always vet my catfish before I eat it. I think.
4 posted on
09/30/2021 3:25:26 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: blueplum
The Fisherman’s code:
Early to bed, early to rise.
Fish like hell and make up lies!
5 posted on
09/30/2021 3:34:18 AM PDT by
Tagurit
(Are your pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?)
To: blueplum
The whole idea is to eat them, isn’t it?
To: blueplum
...Ben Tomkunas, 25, of Coventry, who caught the 21.3-pound (9.66-kilogram) fish, said he gave it to his grandfather the morning after he caught it and it was eaten.
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“It was 21 pounds, and it was delicious!”
7 posted on
09/30/2021 5:30:48 AM PDT by
Flick Lives
(We may or may not have reached herd immunity, but we've definitely achieved herd stupidity.)
To: blueplum
So..: what if the grandfather who ate the catfish took a cologuard test, and then sent it to 23 and me?
Could you identify the catfish??
9 posted on
09/30/2021 5:59:46 AM PDT by
aMorePerfectUnion
(Fraud vitiates everything ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏⁻ )
To: blueplum
A family in my old home town had a couple of hailstones land in their yard this summer.
The smaller one is now the official state record - the larger one was used for making margaritas.
11 posted on
09/30/2021 9:42:43 AM PDT by
decal
(MOLON JABE)
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