Posted on 09/28/2021 9:23:51 AM PDT by gattaca
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY anymore) and peeled the NRA sticker off my rear window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flagpole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought a burka for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn… Safe at last.
The goats in the backyard are probably in fear.
What makes you think the Feds are not keeping track of houses with Rebel flags more than ISIS flags?
I saw a woman(I think it was a woman) in a burka yesterday. My first thought was where am I, downtown Baghdad?
You didn’t need to do all of those things. You’re a FReeper. You’re already being watched.
What gets really scary is when the women in burkas start flirting with you...
Time to keep you head....because jealous boyfriend/husband is probably not far away....
;-)
No worries. I’d stay well away from the burka clad woman. Never know if she has a suicide vest on under that thing.
I was driving through the Bronx recently. While stopped at a busy intersection, a swarm of East African women in colorful hijabs surrounded the cars selling fruit, drinks, newspapers.
Just like Mogadishu or Nairobi
That sums up life in Non-Trump America.
Good point.
Yes, FReepers and people with Rebel Flags or Trump Flags or such are being watched. The difference is when they are attacked the Fed will do nothing but help the attackers to be successful and evade prosecution. With the ISIS, BLM, Pak flags, the Feds will step in and protect you.
Sounds like a joke, but that happened to me on the streets of Zhitomyr, UKR several years ago. Two women approached me and started talking to me, the local street merchants backed up into their stalls in a defensive measure, and some guys suddenly popped out of a parked vehicle a block away coming in our direction.
I began passing out Christian tracts and street preaching in a louder voice. For some unknown reason, the problem decided to stop being a problem and all of them went away.
This is a hoot. Forwarded to friends including a hopeless “let-em-all-in” Liberal. She does own an expensive house, so it might ring a bell. ,
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