To: Fractal Trader
My 8th grade English teacher had a wooden leg.
It fell off one day and scared the hell out of us.
8 posted on
09/23/2021 11:41:05 AM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: billorites
My 7th grade English teacher had a wooden head.
A beaver got it and used it to plug a hole in a dam.
19 posted on
09/23/2021 11:46:19 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: billorites
20 posted on
09/23/2021 11:46:33 AM PDT by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: billorites
My 8th grade English teacher had a wooden leg. It fell off one day and scared the hell out of us. LOL. He probably did it on purpose just for laughs. I probably would.
21 posted on
09/23/2021 11:47:09 AM PDT by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia! )
To: billorites
My 8th grade English teacher had a wooden leg.My high school Gym teacher had a wooden leg from the knee up. And my Home Room teacher had two wooden legs that caught fire and she burned to the ground. It's true, I tell ya'.
23 posted on
09/23/2021 11:52:07 AM PDT by
laweeks
( )
To: billorites
Ha! My fourth grade teacher lost his leg in Korea. First day of class he came limping in and gave one student a hammer and told him to pound on his leg. That ended all the murmuring.
27 posted on
09/23/2021 12:01:43 PM PDT by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: billorites
My 8th grade English teacher had a wooden leg.That's nothing! My wife has a cedar chest.
31 posted on
09/23/2021 12:03:15 PM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
To: billorites
Mr. Razzman, my fourth grade teacher at Cayuga Heights Elementary, should have pitched for the New York Yankees. He could bean the side of your head with a fastball piece of chalk even if you were hunkered down in the back row. You only acted up once in Mr. Razzman’s class.
33 posted on
09/23/2021 12:03:58 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
("If I’m going to get my political views from those who chase balls, I’ll ask my dog.")
To: billorites
62 posted on
09/23/2021 1:46:43 PM PDT by
OLDCU
To: billorites
My 8th grade English teacher had a wooden leg. It fell off one day and scared the hell out of us.Termites?
63 posted on
09/23/2021 1:56:12 PM PDT by
JPG
(Think carefully because you can't unjab the jab.)
To: billorites
My 8th grade English teacher had a wooden leg. It fell off one day and scared the hell out of us.
64 posted on
09/23/2021 1:57:26 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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