Mark Steyn said the only good thing about Eyes Wide Shut is that it kept Tom Cruise out of the country for a year.
I have film friends (conservative ones, even...) who swear that EWS is a Kubrick masterpiece... and I was so disgusted by it, I was laughing at the end.
Kubrick’s masterpieces? In my opinion, that’s like asking to choose my favorite children (and thankfully, I have just my daughter to choose from.) Personally, Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, Paths of Glory, Barry Lyndon and The Shining are the finest films I’ve ever seen.
Full Metal Jacket is a fun one, too. But... those four are just amazing.