Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

White House: 'We Must Continue Admitting Unvaccinated Immigrants To Replace All The Workers Who Got Fired For Being Unvaccinated' satire
Babylon Bee ^ | September 17, 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/20/2021 10:38:08 AM PDT by gattaca

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking on behalf of President Biden, Jen Psaki claimed today that we should keep letting unvaccinated immigrants into the country, since we need to fill all the roles of unvaccinated workers who got fired.

Psaki said it's the position of the White House that the flood of unvaccinated immigrants is a good thing.

"We must continue admitting unvaccinated immigrants into the country," Psaki said. "We must use them to replace all the workers who got fired for not being vaccinated."

"Our workforce is suffering -- all these businesses need more workers, and we just told them to fire everyone who hasn't gotten the vaccine," she went on. "Mexico is sending us thousands of workers every day to replace those crazy right-wing conspiracy theorists who won't get the vaccine. And yes, these new workers aren't vaccinated, either. But most of them aren't wearing MAGA hats, so it's an upgrade."

One reporter then asked if Joe Biden is aware of the border crisis, the pandemic, or the fact that he's president. Psaki OWNED the reporter like a QUEEN though, replying, "We'll circle back to that."

Some may be concerned that allowing waves and waves of immigrants to come in unchecked could be bad for the pandemic. According to Psaki, Dr. Fauci has informed her that immigrants can't spread the virus because they're on the "right side of history," in a similar way to how the virus can't spread at BLM rallies, Antifa riots, or Obama birthday parties.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS:

1 posted on 09/20/2021 10:38:08 AM PDT by gattaca
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: gattaca

That is essentially what they are doing. Not far off the truth


2 posted on 09/20/2021 10:41:18 AM PDT by Bob434
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gattaca

That is not even satire/pardoy/humor, it’s the truth.


3 posted on 09/20/2021 10:45:23 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gattaca

Waaaay to close to reality...


4 posted on 09/20/2021 10:58:15 AM PDT by GOPJ (Try Milley and his commie cabal for treason - then put them to death.It'll be a lesson for the young)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gattaca

Exactly what they are doing.

And send the unvaccinated illegal immigrants to red states like Florida to spike their COVID numbers. And to purple states to turn them solidly blue.


5 posted on 09/20/2021 11:19:18 AM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gattaca

This clown has got to go. He is dumbing down the entire country to match his thinking. He is the first president that causes the term ‘that bastard’ to occur to me. Importing unvaccinated aliens into this country just because they may be democratic voters in the future. The democrats will do anything to win, no matter what damage it causes to the country. Biden must go!


6 posted on 09/20/2021 11:21:17 AM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gattaca

The things that Democrats do are so 7-deadly sins based that writers have to clearly express when things are satire or not satire.


7 posted on 09/20/2021 11:26:30 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Jen Psaki - The Ginger Goebbels)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson