In case you're not being ironic: the horse paste is rather pleasant. It's designed to be fed to horses, remember.
Smear your dose on an apple and you will never even notice it.
I have a bunch of really large gelatin caps... I suppose one could squirt them full and swallow them down.
Used to give the apple flavored stuff to horses when my sister was alive and had horses here on the farm...never even occurred to me to speculate about what it might be like to swallow some myself...
I have a bunch of injectable here so I could give myself a shot if it ever was called for... I have some 5cc syringes and 28 gauge needles...somewhere in this mess.