[DUMBGRUNT]

Having spent years hiking and climbing and our children do the same, this one is concerning.

[PeterPrinciple]

TV producers can solve these things in an hour, what is going on here?

[gundog]

Duh. FR added that right off the bat.

[gitmo]

Probably COVID shots.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Honestly, it can’t be too concerning. We’ve never seen anything like this before. The odds are a gazillion to one.

We obviously need to worry a lot more about rattlesnakes, falling off a cliff, bears, sunstroke, cougars and flash floods.

[Drango]

Cow farts. Don’t discount cow farts.

[Leep]

Another murder committed by someone who should not have been in this country?

[logi_cal869]

Aw, c’mon man. Let’s just say it out loud:

After over a year of being confined under edict, the immunologically-isolated family ventured out into the wild and succumbed to unknown biological hazards from which otherwise normal people - aka ‘the free’ and immunologically-exercised - would be unaffected.

There. /s

Sarcasm and dark humor aside, without regard to the actual cause, there is a certain logic to my statement as it applies to everyone else.

I thought it ‘fitting’.

[Menehune56]

The temperature at the time, according to the sheriff's office, ranged from 103 to 109 degrees.

That alone sounds miserable.

[Fido969]

Mass suicide or murder-suicide?

[nuconvert]

I would think toxicology reports searching for poisons would be back by now. Wouldn’t they already know if the algae was responsible or not?

[GOP Poet]

Definitely!!

[mac_truck]

Toxic algae found in the river 12 miles away sounds far fetched as the cause of death.

[bgill]

US government trying out something new to kill off humans faster than the vax.

[StAnDeliver]

AHEM COUGH COUGH COUGH AHEM AHEM...

"Toxicology results are expected in the upcoming weeks,"