The guy should’ve used my tried-and-true favorite excuse for not coming into work today.
I have anal glaucoma.
Yeah. I just can’t see my ass coming in to work today
I’m stealing that.
I can see people thinking it’s something homosexual. haha
“I can’t come in today- I have an eye problem. I just can’t see coming in today.”
“I can’t work today- I am calling in ‘scared’. I’m afraid I won’t be there.”